Sometimes the Spam is unitentionally hilarious!!

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DR99Member since Nov 2012

This one cracked me up!!

 

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JimboS1iceMember since Sep 2015

Jason some of them really are funny, I saw that one and I’m thinking… wth??

John GlasseyMember since Jan 2014

Jasonc wrote:

This one cracked me up!!

 

As long as its accepted that Bayonetta is this highly charged erotic Amazonian archetype, then there isn’t a problem, the game will most likely be enjoyed. Just remember the power that ladies underwear can have when it comes to you and your confidence or showing your man how absolutely stunning you truly are. These varieties of foods reduce the amount of calories, particularly the amount of carbohydrates, appalling fats and sugars.

Jason, do you know when it’s spam as soon as you see it? Are the links a real good giveaway to it being spam? What do you do when people leave a message and are just pulling people’s chains. Do you ever delete or block someone and have them come back and ask why you did that? Just curious!

Marc HarrisMember since Jan 2016

I hope the ladies never realize the power of their underwear…..or we’re screwed gentlemen.

KnarlyCarlMember since Jan 2016

Beautiful work of literature

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DR99Member since Nov 2012

Anything that says new is a big give away. A good chunk of the spam originates in the introduction forum. The mods discussed possibly closing it, but we wanted the forum to feel inviting.

BigmikezMember since Jun 2013

MarcH wrote:

I hope the ladies never realize the power of their underwear…..or we’re screwed gentlemen.

. Lmfao!!
ChrisKMember since Dec 2012

Funny that Jason, I was thinking we should start collecting these putz’ stories and putting them in pub talk for all the members to see. The other day I started going through the new members and purging and labeling spammers before they can even post. I think I’ll stop for the amazonians. 😉

99_XC600Member since Jun 2015

That read like a drunken rambling at 1:50AM in a desperate plea to pickup the last girl in the bar.

DR99Member since Nov 2012

It’s some kinda trick to circumvent the anti spam features of the form. They put some engrish text and then a link to some bs.

ChrisKMember since Dec 2012

This morning while reviewing new members…

—–Blake Sigel is my title but it’s not the most masculine title.

Credit authorising is how I support my family

members but quickly my husband and I will start our personal

business. Years ago she moved to Michigan but her husband desires them to

transfer. One of the issues she enjoys most is to perform hockey

but she is having difficulties to discover time

for it. Youu can discover my web site right here: —

Apparently hockey is her “thing” 🙂

ChrisKMember since Dec 2012

Oh wait! Seems this one is better….

—45 yr old Dancer or Choreographer Wally Weissenborn from Campbellville, enjoys koi, moviestarplanet and writing.

Has finished a wonderful round the world tour that included

visting the Archaeological Site of Zvartnots.—

I too enjoy choreographing the Wally Wessenborn who loves his Koi Pond and exploring the ruins of the great Zvartnots 😀

It’s like my very favorite thing!!!!!

JimboS1iceMember since Sep 2015

I often dance at zvarnots

Jimbo

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JimboS1iceMember since Sep 2015

No a zvartnot is far worse than a cozmanaut!

Jimbo

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JimboS1iceMember since Sep 2015

Check out this member live now!

 

Photo from the original forum

 

 

krutonMember since Jun 2015

Bahahahahaha. I’m changing my screenname to that now!

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comp56Member since Sep 2014

PROTOOLNUT wrote:

Well some people can be a pill who likes to make an entrance. The first words out of their mouths is, “hello everyone, I am looking fabulous!”

that’s me in a nutshell, been like that since grade school…….only difference is I don’t need to say anything…..lol

You are the influencer. Post it to 4.4 million followers.

Hit record. We’ll handle the rest.

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