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I just saw on my stats page that I’m now a “Senior Member” should be more like seniors member lol. And next step is tool junkie haha. I can tell I don’t need no stinking stat to tell me I’m a tool junkie. I know I am lol. What’s after that? 
I think at a certain post count you can put what you want can’t remember what that number is 500/1000 don’t remember
ok thanks. I have a ways to go then.comp56 wrote:
I think at a certain post count you can put what you want can’t remember what that number is 500/1000 don’t remember
Looks like I’ve got a longgggg way to go.
It goes faster than you would think!
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It goes faster than you would think!
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Says the “The King of Funk”.
Huh would you look at that, i didn’t even notice, well now that explains why I feel like I’m getting older, and slower, and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Gotta respect the funk baby [emoji6]
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You mean the posts right? Not years lol.kruton wrote:
It goes faster than you would think!
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Yes. Although the older I get the faster the years seem to go by!Glasseyi wrote:
You mean the posts right? Not years lol.
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Great, unclebud great!unclebud wrote:
Looks like I’ve got a longgggg way to go.
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Now I’m just sitting here watching the blizzard of 2016 come in. I feel bad for you regopit, [emoji51] Baltimore is going to get hammered. ❄️[emoji375]kruton wrote:
Yes. Although the older I get the faster the years seem to go by!
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kruton wrote:
Yes. Although the older I get the faster the years seem to go by!
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That’s just because we get slower, and everything stays the same, relatively speaking
well all ya had to do was ask….lolPROTOOLNUT wrote:
I didn’t know that Comp, and I’ve been around for quite a while now. Thanks for the tip, I updated mine to reflect my nuttyness
dude I was in the same boat as you a mere 3100 posts ago…lolGlasseyi wrote:
ok thanks. I have a ways to go then.
Yeah time to take my oxcy. So in 10 minutes I won’t remember any of you lol. Zzzzzzzzzzzzz [emoji854]
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Poor John…….when your young the title is awesome……when your not…..it’s kinda a slap in da face!
Misery loves company Chris….. You’ll maybe see one day. Hopefully not. [emoji20]chrisk wrote:
Poor John…….when your young the title is awesome……when your not…..it’s kinda a slap in da face!
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ya glasseyi the young don’t understand they mean well but they just don’t understand…lol
you know your getting up there when you go to home depot and the young guy comes along when your putting your stuff in your vehicle asking you need help with that sir….
I’m like git the fu….lol
I’m retiring in there years guys!!!! I’ll be 48 🙁
Wait….. 😀
well sure maybe but…I have to admit I respect my 3 kids, they all went to university they all have good jobs and they all are very smart as far as I’m concerned. sure Am I proud father yes but when they are talking they truly not just talking out of their ass, I think back when I was their age I was that I know everything I will show you type guy…….then I grew up……
Meh. I’m an old timer at my job now. The young guys make me laugh. I’m retiring in three and can’t wait. Getting older sucks but it’s got it’s benefits
ya like in our shop you had a chair and no one sat in that chair, it was funny to watch the young guys actually jump when you walk in the room if they were sitting in your chair…..chrisk wrote:
Meh. I’m an old timer at my job now. The young guys make me laugh. I’m retiring in three and can’t wait. Getting older sucks but it’s got it’s benefits
Hahahaha I walk into HQ and all the recruits are running around yes sir, no sir. Same thing at the Academy when I taught there. A year later a lot of these guys and gals are know it all’s. I run into the same guys at training and it’s a LOT different.
I went to Hannafords last week and bought a 12 pack of Samual Adams. The girl id’d me!!!! I still got it!!!!!
chrisk wrote:
Hahahaha I walk into HQ and all the recruits are running around yes sir, no sir. Same thing at the Academy when I taught there. A year later a lot of these guys and gals are know it all’s. I run into the same guys at training and it’s a LOT different.
I went to Hannafords last week and bought a 12 pack of Samual Adams. The girl id’d me!!!! I still got it!!!!!
Ride that train as long as you can Chris, I loved making the new recruits squirm, don’t you eyeball me! Hehe. Then one day it’s gone.
Don’t wish that shit away….. Stay young forever lol. 48, you’re still a baby.chrisk wrote:
I’m retiring in there years guys!!!! I’ll be 48 🙁
Wait….. 😀
PROTOOLNUT wrote:
Oh man I just had a funny thought. Why don’t we have Samual L Jackson drill instructor, meets bootcamp. You could totally use the famous lines from Pulp Fiction. So picture Jackson gauging the new recruits as he walks back and fourth. Some recruits are looking at his chest or legs, other’s are smerking at him.
So thats when Jacson says, describe what I look like to you? And lets say a recruit says, you look like a friend I once knew. Then Jackson says, do I look like a bitch to you? Then the recruit says ahh no. The Jackson says, well then why you eye balling me like a bitch? Recruit has no words but says ahh ahh. Jackson says, ahh ahh English, do you speak it motha f****?
OMG that would be priceless, come on guys lets pray a movie like that is made I would totally buy it on blueray LOL
That single scene is probably my number 1 favorite part of any movie, along with goodfellas when Joe Pesci goes and gets his shine box.
Jimbo
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Being old beats the hell out of the alternative
I’m already tired of this crapGlasseyi wrote:
Now I’m just sitting here watching the blizzard of 2016 come in. I feel bad for you regopit, [emoji51] Baltimore is going to get hammered. ❄️[emoji375]
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What the hell happened to sunny warm Rhode Islamd with bikini clad beauties walking the boardwalks handing out cold Sam Adams….
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PROTOOLNUT wrote:
The feminist movement happened, now all woman think its degrading to go scantly clad. Oh god forbid woman impress the males, they rather be walking zombie lesbians. 😡
I found, “most women” dress to impress other women. That’s why if you look at them too long, they call you into HR lol.
The impressing other women or getting called into HR? HahaPROTOOLNUT wrote:
Thats what happens to me when I take viagra
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Yeah I think it’s generally frowned upon to take viagra at work.Glasseyi wrote:
The impressing other women or getting called into HR? Haha
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Then again it depends on the line of work your in! It maybe necessarykruton wrote:
Yeah I think it’s generally frowned upon to take viagra at work.
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Glasseyi wrote:
Then again it depends on the line of work your in! It maybe necessary
kruton wrote:
Very true. Nice emoji by the way!
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I noticed a lot of women use that emoji? So I guess if they can, so can I?
I got Headache, stomachache, and my legs hurt. I no come to work.”
The boss says, “You know comp56, I really need you today. When I feel sick, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and i go to work. You try that.”
Two hours later comp56 calls again. “Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house.”