People that know nothing about tools shouldn’t review them

Samuel L.Member since Sep 2014

I kind of love the fact that he says that he converts his coworkers over to makita all the time.

 

At my job I convert people to abandon the ways of makita every day in fact in my 9 hour shift today I converted one makita user to the great god dewalt and baptized another in the name of the father the son and the M18 Fuel.

rfwjrMember since Jul 2014

I like how he talks about fanboys and then goes into Makita fanboy mode. Was that a Makita tattoo I saw. Did I hear him say he was naming his firstborn 18V-LXT.

DR99Member since Nov 2012

Well if that’s the case my first child is going to be named Milwaukee Red Lithium!! That would actualy be a great name for a future football player. If you a Dewalt fan you could name he or she SBD Dewalt XR-20V-MAX!!!

rfwjrMember since Jul 2014

DR99 wrote:

Well if that’s the case my first child is going to be named Milwaukee Red Lithium!! That would actualy be a great name for a future football player. If you a Dewalt fan you could name he or she SBD Dewalt XR-20V-MAX!!!

“Red Lithium” that sounds like a tough name.

comp56Member since Sep 2014

wife is thinking of getting another pouch, I’m thinking FUEL for a name…..

 

back in the day brother and his wife had a black lab they named “Howie” Long……big raider fan…

ChrisKMember since Dec 2012

DR99 wrote:

Well if that’s the case my first child is going to be named Milwaukee Red Lithium!! That would actualy be a great name for a future football player. If you a Dewalt fan you could name he or she SBD Dewalt XR-20V-MAX!!!

That’s funny but my first born already has a name….

Clint Norris Schwarzenegger

If my first child is a daughter she’ll have the same name.

Nobody….and I mean NOBODY….messes with Clint Norris Schwarzenegger!

Samuel L.Member since Sep 2014

DR99 wrote:

Well if that’s the case my first child is going to be named Milwaukee Red Lithium!! That would actualy be a great name for a future football player. If you a Dewalt fan you could name he or she SBD Dewalt XR-20V-MAX!!!

 

If you named your kid Craftsman 20V would they develop a physical disorder?

DR99Member since Nov 2012

Samuel L. wrote:

If you named your kid Craftsman 20V would they develop a physical disorder?

I’m pretty sure abandonment issues and anger from being birthed by clueless parents would be key topics in any diagnosis.

comp56Member since Sep 2014

the chances of my wife and I having another kid is about the same as chrisk packing up all his festools and sending them my way….our youngest is gonna be 21 in less than 2 months so in saying that if we did I would name him or her festool

You are the influencer. Post it to 4.4 million followers.

Hit record. We’ll handle the rest.

Upload your review