Best Tool for a Zombie Apocalypse

Just was thinking if you had to fight off an invasion of the undead what tool would you grab, and why.

My personal choice would be a 36 volt circular saw for its power and speed and the fact that you don’t need a power cord, because no one wants the plug to be pulled when you cornered by a hoard of the walking dead.

Ego cordless chain saw

Dewalt 20V Framing Nailer

Housquarna angle grinder with gasoline engine(diamond disc 40cm).

I’m goin the same route as MM ego chainsaw

Stanley Fatmax Fubar.

This long mofo with a bright flashlite attached to it

Def something what is not so heavy

For sure with theFUBAR you scared them!!

I don’t think you can scare them 😀

But you find a good reason for spend 100 euros!!!llllove the fubar!!!!! eeeee

Maybe I have to go to sleep…

You r right. That’s a good reason

Here’s my pic:

My back up would be Frankie’s chainsaw

wow conductor what heck is that?

you can use that when your driveway is full of snow 😛

Two of my office walls…not really all that worried about a zombie attack, or an attack from anything or anyone for that matter…

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Bigmikez wrote:

wow conductor what heck is that?

That is a rotory snow plow used to clear several feet of snow from the RR tracks. The one pictured is vintage, but there are modern versions.

wow thats cool conductor I have never seen one of those.

Here is a video about them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuX4G3znpDE

They also use jet engines to clear snow and ice, but they are not nearly as cool as the rotary snowplow.

I would probably grab my Stiletto Tibone 15.. no batteries or fuel to run out and nice and light. Bring it on zombies!!

DR99 wrote:

Here is a video about them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuX4G3znpDE

Its awesome to see rail yards that still put there old machines to work.

@ kato: you will definitely survive in your room 😀

great video of the rotary snow plow – what a beast that is

Thanks Samuel great post I’m trying to imagine Chris with the fubar…

ChrisK1970 wrote:

Stanley Fatmax Fubar.

I am with you on the Fatmax Fubar.

Samuel L. wrote:

Its awesome to see rail yards that still put there old machines to work.

A lot of the short line railroads still use old stuff. A couple of years back we had one around here that was still using a GP-7 which is one of the first General Purpose engines that came out after the steam engines. We’re talking late 50’s early 60’s old. 

Dewalt framing nailer is easy way drive a spike through the skull. Would definitely need a way to charge batteries. On a Side not have u guys seen the new snowblower at lowes. It’s got a auger that spins forward instead of just the one that spins around.

I saw that too Chad its pretty crazy looking. I guess its supposed to help with snow drift breaking.

i would have my xd45 first, then when out of ammo, stanley fatmax fubar, ive modified mine like this one. http://www.itstactical.com/intellicom/diy/diy-fatmax-breaching-tool-for-first-responders-sar-and-zombies/

Spud Wrench with a 5 foot rope. Swing that bitch, stab some mother fuckers with the end, and blunt force trauma with that 5 lb tool. Not to mention you have a adjustable heavy duty wrench to bust shit down if need be.

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Jordan.M wrote:

Spud Wrench with a 5 foot rope. Swing that bitch, stab some mother fuckers with the end, and blunt force trauma with that 5 lb tool. Not to mention you have a adjustable heavy duty wrench to bust shit down if need be.

I like your style!