Mine is Bigger than Yours

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ChrisKMember since Dec 2012

So…I was driving into the office today to work on a presentation that I am giving tomorrow on school bus security. Apparently I like to wait till the last minute. I was driving down Canterbury Rd in Chichester when the guy in front of me swerved. I thought “must be a dam# turkey” and started to move over. That’s when I saw the words ” -PANTS- ” on a license plate, upside down, poking it’s ugly head out of a GIANT frost heave festooned with giant white gouges. This has been one of the coldest snowiest winters in memory and the frost heaves are massive. I’ve never seen frost heaves this big before. There cannot be bigger frost heaves anywhere in the US right now! Looks like my taxes are going up again to repair all of the roads. I stopped to get the license plate and noticed that there was an entire lower bumper assembly still attached to it, hidden in lowest part of the hole. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha I laughed my As$ off. The guy must’ve crapped his pants when he hit that one.

pepinMember since Mar 2014

being from California…i have NO idea what you are talking about…lol

ChrisKMember since Dec 2012

Up here Pepin, the ground freezes and expands causing the pavement to rise. Normal wear and tear up here but because of the cold temps (-25 -16 -19 etc) for extended periods of time with plenty of moisture, the frost heaves have become massive.my driveway for instance will need to be replaced. I was standing on the day before yesterday and water was bubbling up through the cracks that had appeared this winter.

pepinMember since Mar 2014

that sounds ALL BAD! I wear shorts year round….LOL…

ChrisKMember since Dec 2012
:(. I wish I had that problem 🙂
Conductor562Member since Nov 2011

Sounds like a good area to start a concrete business.

ChrisKMember since Dec 2012

What is it with the freakin spammers?!?

JavierMember since Aug 2013

We have the opposite problem here on my streets freaking pot holes especially after it rains.

I also don’t get these spammers, they’re stupid because they don’t even put any effort into their spam it’s all gibberish

RedSionnachMember since Aug 2013

We have what’s called spring breakup here. Most county and city roads, and some state highways are shut down to large trucks, to prevent damage to roads.

regopitMember since Feb 2013

This winter did a number on the roads around here pot holes everywhere.

NicholasShetleyMember since Nov 2013

The potholes here are horrible. The nut on the driver side shock on my truck came off after I hit a couple massive potholes on out road. Of course they filled them in with gravel.

BK13Member since Nov 2013

NicholasShetley wrote:

The potholes here are horrible. The nut on the driver side shock on my truck came off after I hit a couple massive potholes on out road. Of course they filled them in with gravel.

Well, at least they make an effort to appear they’re doing something about it! Not actually doing anything productive, but…

DR99Member since Nov 2012

I wish they would invent or use something better than cold patch. It always seems to end up outside the hole more than inside it.

RedSionnachMember since Aug 2013

DR99 wrote:

I wish they would invent or use something better than cold patch. It always seems to end up outside the hole more than inside it.

That’s because there’s always four guys with shovels working on the same pot hole and at least two supervisors telling them how to do it. 🙂

ChrisKMember since Dec 2012

If they were real state employees, there’s be one with a shovel and three supervisors.

Highdesert SplintermakerMember since May 2013

In California, to properly staff one of those crews that moves the portable holes around, you also have to have a translator.

 

Sure glad I moved back to the United States.

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