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Does anyone here use any of their stuff? It all looks pretty comfortable and has some sort of cool style to it….
Don’t use it but love the commercials.
I’ve ordered lots of stuff from them. Can’t say a bad word about any of the stuff I’ve had from them. I always look forward to getting their catalog.
Been ordering from Duluth for years. I have been happy with everything I’ve bought. Catalog is great goes right in my bathroom library.
I’ve learned more sitting on my toilet with an iPhone than I did in 12 years of school.
Conductor562 wrote:
I’ve learned more sitting on my toilet with an iPhone than I did in 12 years of school.
Last few months I’ve been bringing the I-pad in there with me and I have to agree with you. Only problem is our bathrooms seem to be getting used as a conference room and I outnumbered! Wife and 3-1/2 year old daughter. I’m not in there 3 minutes before someone is busting in for some reason.
God do I know that feeling. When my ass hits the toilet there must be an alarm that goes off to alert everyone to come join me.
Listen guys….this is an important subject with very serious repercussions. God…how I know! If I can offer any help in the iPad toilet debate. You will always be kicked out. But, if you have ever suffered the difficult “OMG…my legs won’t move…they’ve fallen asleep” you can avoid such a terrible moment simply by using the “Poop Stool”!!! Raise your legs!!! Use the natural table your legs create and whilst doing so gravity will help! I’ve got hours and hours of experience here guys. 🙂
I hate it when my ass goes to sleep. Padded seats help, but that’s just a temporary fix. They eventually wear in and are worse than a standard seat.
Do they make gel seats?
Dude….if they make heated gel seats I will never….NEVER….leave the bathroom again. Heck I will retire now, stop dealing with tools (not the good kind of tools but rather the mental rejects I deal with) and sit in the crapper for eight hours a day. I will become one with the porcelain thrown for which I was clearly made to occupy. All hail Chris….lord of porcelain, conqueror of the crapper, Titan of turds.
Sultan of shit! Captain of crap! 😆
Wow. You must’ve seen my stationary and business cards 😉
LMAO! I love how this thread took a B-Line to shit town! LOL!!!
Well there you go Pepin. First an innocent question about what is arguably some of the best, most durable work clothing line out there plummets into a cesspit of rectally flatulent mud blowing fart coughs! That’s the way we like to roll young man….that’s the way we like to roll!!!!!!
Great guys, now I’m sitting here trying to engineer a memory foam/gel/heated/massaging toilet seat.
Side note I may or may not have at one time had a small flat screen mounted in the bathroom on a swivel that you could adjust to see from the tub or thrown……
BTW. if I do figure this out you will all be listed as co-inventors on the patent!
I think you guys our full of shit 🙂 Really you have put way too much though in to this, but you give me a good LAUGH. Thanks guys
It’s not really a lot of thought as much as it is experience :). I will say that I think it’s a riot. As I get older the fart jokes get funnier!!
I found this special toilet seat for you Conductor! I really want one of the Japanese style bidet toilet seats
http://www.us.kohler.com/us/C3-Toilet-Seat-with-Bidet-Functionality/content/CNT2400393.htm It washes you ass for you, so you don’t have mucky butt anymore. Plus think of all the money in Toilet paper you will save!! I will say this could be the reason why robots will destroy us in the future though.
After working on the streets of Baltimore for 35 years and having this for your bathroom
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You really appreciation for a nice Toilet and bathroom
Been there done that! Have the bucket burn to prove it!!!!
Regopit: Ever seen a shitter on a Locomotive that’s been out running the main line for month? Sometimes I’d rather have a bucket 😆
DR: That is a fantastic find! I love the listed benefits:
“Features:
Protects the skin from the risk of breakdown.
Positions the body securely and provides stability.
Available in one size that fits a standard toilet.
As for protecting against the risk of skin breakdown, that is a huge benefit. Often I stand up only to find the the natural cycles of perspiration have caused my ass to stick to the seat. I never really thought about it, but that can’t be good for my tender white bottom.
The stability factor is also appealing to me. I’m certain that at least once in my life I’ve gotten drunk and fallen off the John. I can’t help but feel that this seat would have prevented such an occurrence.
It does list my risk of skin breakdown as moderate, but I’m assuming they aren’t aware how long I sometimes sit on the toilet. I figure it’s best not to take chances with such things.
A trash bag in a bucket is better the most public bathroom.
i worked at a job site where the contractor just put a toilet next to the house and put some cheap plywood for walls and a door…no roof and it was rainy season…oh and the hose to flush…it was one of the most disgusting things I have ever seen I seriously wanted to just punch the contractor in the face and force him to use that thing
Yea know I always wondered if there was a market for a better porta john for work sites that was like a mini bathroom you could either hook it up to a water supply, or have a tank or water that filled and flushed the tank. The other option that might be preferable is the composting toilets they use in Canada’s cabin country. They would also be super easy to clean I would have a build in pressure washer station and you could blast all the nastiness down. Also add AC and Head too for a large job making big money 1000 dollars a week can’t be too bad. My idea is basically taking an RV camper and turning it into a small or medium sized bathroom with stalls. This plan kind flails for people that are on the road like Regiopit and need to drop off a load.
DR99 wrote:
This plan kind flails for people that are on the road like Regopit and need to drop off a load.
We brought this up at a meeting one time and the gave us toilet sets that fit a 5 gal bucket and bags that fit in the bucket.
You could get one of the toilet seats that go in the recieved hitch of your truck. You never know when it will hit.
NicholasShetley wrote:
You could get one of the toilet seats that go in the recieved hitch of your truck. You never know when it will hit.
That’s awesome! Why have I never seen such a thing?
Two words for you, Cabelas catalog.Conductor562 wrote:
That’s awesome! Why have I never seen such a thing?
Greenhorns shittin in the woods, there’s a riot for you. I kid you not there was a kid that brought his own ass gaskets. He was quite dissapointed when we broke it to him there was no throne. After the third or fourth day we would invariably get the,” My ass is covered in pitch from side sitting on a stump and they’re pokey, or, the my log rolls onto my pants/boots how do you shit in the woods?” Shit rolls down hill isn’t just a saying, it’s a fact that some couldn’t figure out without being told. ” Lean against the uphill side of a tree, don’t sit on a stump they’re “pokey” and pitchy.
“Well what the hell do you wipe with? I had to cut my sleeves off the last three days.” Tip the tin hat, pull out the ziploc survival bag, which among other stuff, contains a flattened partial roll of tp. “Toilet paper’s cheaper than shirts.”
We have porta johns here that are tiled and have vanities and running water and fans but they are very costly. Some of the multi million dollar homes under construction have them. They are mainly rented for outdoor weddings, etc
RedSionnach wrote:
Two words for you, Cabelas catalog.
Greenhorns shittin in the woods, there’s a riot for you. I kid you not there was a kid that brought his own ass gaskets. He was quite dissapointed when we broke it to him there was no throne. After the third or fourth day we would invariably get the,” My ass is covered in pitch from side sitting on a stump and they’re pokey, or, the my log rolls onto my pants/boots how do you shit in the woods?” Shit rolls down hill isn’t just a saying, it’s a fact that some couldn’t figure out without being told. ” Lean against the uphill side of a tree, don’t sit on a stump they’re “pokey” and pitchy.
“Well what the hell do you wipe with? I had to cut my sleeves off the last three days.” Tip the tin hat, pull out the ziploc survival bag, which among other stuff, contains a flattened partial roll of tp. “Toilet paper’s cheaper than shirts.”
Every time we ever went camping we took MRE’s which came with TP. Not that you needed it after eating them.
Hey all kidding aside, I keep a roll of paper towels in my cruiser and my truck. You never know when you might have to “pop a be-hotch wit’ my Brown Bess ya’ll”!!!!!!!!! You know…blow mud, drop trow, make a deuce in a half, fertilize…. Etc etc etc….. 🙂
ChrisK1970 wrote:
Hey all kidding aside, I keep a roll of paper towels in my cruiser and my truck. You never know when you might have to “pop a be-hotch wit’ my Brown Bess ya’ll”!!!!!!!!! You know…blow mud, drop trow, make a deuce in a half, fertilize…. Etc etc etc….. 🙂
Beats prairie dogging it any day!!!
I’m not even going to ask! Hahahahahaha
Prairie doggin= turtle headin=poo peekaboo.
Red knows what I’m talking about………….
Conductor562 wrote:
I’ve learned more sitting on my toilet with an iPhone than I did in 12 years of school.
And that’s why I don’t touch other people’s phones!
Brien wrote:
And that’s why I don’t touch other people’s phones!
Hahahahaha….I learned that stuff too after fourteen years of elementary school! Birds and the bees my Snow White New England A$s!!!
I do believe this time we’ve really gotten to the bottom of things!
What next? Eureka!! I’ve got it!
What is you favorite toilet paper and why?
Yep! like my uncle use to say, “Why be a nuisance? With a little more effort you can be a real stinker!”
Oh when I’m squatting wood side I like a nice fresh roll of Scott’s TP takes a ripping and keeps on licking ;). Never go on a hike without it!